one last rant before the day is over

since the radio in my kitchen plays all day long, & i listen to it while i cook & when i sit down to eat, i want to know: how much must i contribute to npr to get them to get rid of garrison keeler? i mean get him off the air. now! some things are worth the money & this is surely one of them. he ruins stews, deflates soufflees, burns the toast, & kills my appetite.